I think I’ve been tricked…into eating Doritos.
Want to know why I’m looking at this particular Dorito with confusion and dread? And what is resting precariously on that fake-cheese dusted chip? You’ll have to visit my clever friend’s blog, Go Jules Go, to watch the spectacularly spooky and ghoulishly hilarious video.
CLICK HERE TO SEE ME MAKE THIS FACE:
I understand that Doritos may not be on my locavore diet, but since it’s Halloween, I get a free pass into the world of processed junk food and candy. In fact, tonight I’ll be rifling through my nieces’ and nephew’s candy bags looking for 3 Musketeers and Kits Kats.
What Halloween treat will YOU be stealing out of your kid’s stash tonight?
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Your reaction makes me laugh every time.
I’ve already stolen candy from my kids. We had this big bag of Kit Kats in the fridge and every day I’d have one. But I made sure not to combine it with Doritos because that’s just wrong.
Mr. Rache has gone through an entire bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups in one week. Looks like we’ll be shutting the lights off and not taking trick or treaters tonigh due to a candy shortage.
Be glad you didn’t try the Raisinito, D. NOT GOOD. And didn’t your family try them with Cool Ranch??? UGH.
Oh, the look on your face is priceless! It’s screaming regret…. REGRET!
You have no idea. Blech!
I absolutely loved doritos when i was a kid? Then i hit my 20’s and… Yuck. Wasn’t even a health thing – they just seemed gross to me.
Since i am currently in Ecuador, no candy bars for me. They don’t do Halloween here.
They ARE gross!
You should eat some type of candy tonight anyway. 🙂 Happy Halloween!
Oh, i got the chocolate covered. No worries there. Have fun for me!
R-r-r-aaaachey Poo! I bet you were wishing that sinus infection took your sense of smell/taste, huh?
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: You’re a good woman. And your reaction never gets old!!
I hope Jules is paying you for all this video work you do for her. Hows about a Jules Makes Rache Eat Something Gross Video Of The Month project?
She’s paying me in smiles and hugs. Does that count?
Is it sadistic that I almost think your idea is a good one? I like to eat weird stuff, I guess.
I totally get your expression. I can’t believe I used to scarf down those neon-dusted chips when I was a kid.
I loved the Cool Ranch ones! And Funyuns! All washed down with Mountain Dew. The thought of it immediately makes my eyes puffy, my rings too tight and my stomach more than churn.
I haven’t had a Dorito since college! But I tend to put more processed foods in my stomach than you do so I’ll be trying out this combo! I love sweet salty combinations.
I learned after this post that I attempted the combination incorrectly – it should be a raisinet sandwiched between two Doritos. Maybe I would have liked it better in that caste – I prefer salty to sweet.
I’ll tell you want candy I’m stealing from my kid’s stash. Whichever ones I want. Cause I’m the dad and it’s my daddy tax.
I’m sure they’re bitter about it.
They sure are.
See you make that face? How can I NOT click?…
kit-kats are the best! 🙂
Especially straight from the fridge!
yes! we should consider where kit-kats are from, move there, and become guilt-less locavores.
I’m judging from the after-face that it…tasted BAD? At first, I thought it was another pepper thing. LOL Not a fan of doritos. Raisinettes either, so I vote for BAD together. Sorry I missed the fun. I kinda missed Halloween too!
You are right…GROSS!! I hadn’t eaten a Dorito in YEARS.