Today is a special day. A day when chipmunks giggle more than usual, champagne bubbles float through the air, and mustache glasses sparkle like bare-chested vampires in a sunlit meadow.
It’s Jules’ birthday! Go, Jules, GO!
I met Jules right here on the blogs. We went from virtual friends to real life friends quickly, bonding over a mutual love of avocado egg rolls, writing and beer.
To honor her on the occasion of her birth (and to commemorate the end of National Poetry Month) her blogging buddies and I composed Jules-themed haikus (remember writing those simple, three line poems in elementary school?).
I’m raising my champagne glass and donning my blinged-out mustache glasses just for you, Jules! Let’s party!
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Between chipmunk cheeks
Mouth wishes happy day ‘neath
Cool mustache glasses
Happy, happy birthday to the ever-delightful Jules <3
~Nicki from The Middlest Sister
Bacon, Booze and Gifts
Happy, Happy Day to You!
Can I have some cake?
Chipmunks Dance and Sing
This is the day Jules arrived
To love them with Verve
Uncle Jesse lives
Through your pooch and John Stamos
Whoa, don’t touch the hair
I am horrible
At writing haikus for Jules
Points for the attempt?
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bleaching her mustache
for strangers and three husbands
bacon and wine joy
~Renzzzzz from Renée Schuls-Jacobson’s Blog
Pink bubbles spring forth
another year dances by
Raise a glass to Jules
Bringing sexy back
Blonde ambition and chipmunks
Vodka drinks and pie
Justin Timberlake
(forgetting my next line now)
JT on my brain
I’m on a payphone
Trying to call sweet Adam
Tattoos and ripped abs
Justin, Adam, Me
Holding pink champagne up high
Bubbly birthday cheers.
Happy 29th birthday, JD!!
~Darla from She’s A Maineiac
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Hey there birthday queen
Don’t weigh yourself down with cake
Pour those glasses full
Still close to thirty
But forty will be here soon
Better have a drink
~Andrea from Maybe It’s Just Me
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summer sunshine smile
singing angel’s voice, hey wait
is that a mustache?
~”Debbie” from Hippie Cahier
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Little did she know,
Chipmunks regarded her as
Their own blog mascot.
~Emily from The Waiting
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~Angie from Childhood Relived
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I buy you champagne
I buy you cheese and bacon
No more mustaches.
I’ve seen you naked.
I must say “Whoa, Go Jules Go!”
Love, your first husband.
~The Venerable Peppermeister from PEPPERMEISTER!
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No longer jailbait
Happy Birthday blogger bud
I’ll bring the vodka
~The Hedonist over at The Food and Wine Hedonist
Bacon and vodka,
Birthday party revelry.
Chipmunks leap and dance.
~Peg from Peg-o-Leg’s Ramblings
Kiddie-pool of booze.
Uncle Jesse in ‘stache-specs.
Birthday: Done up right.
Eminent blogger;
Singer; a new promotion.
Well, so far so good.
Is your birthday mine?
Happy day, doppelganger!
(Now, who’s dress is this?)
~B-Man of The Byronic Man
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Vingt piasses dans mes poches
Je chasse, je cherche l’avantage
C’est crissement génial.
~Le Clown from A Clown on Fire
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Introducing Babs, Jules’ mom and expert fitted sheet folder. . .



















